Frank

During his freshmen year of college, Frank Dasta was kidnapped by Libyans and locked away in a cave somewhere in the Midwest. The terrorists demanded that he build them a soulless and impersonal pop culture website that talks down to it’s fanbase, harasses them with ads, charges them to use the forums, and even prompts them to like every page on Facebook. They planned to plunge the Internet into a state of total disarray and rampant idiocy in a bid to take over the world. With a box of scraps, Frank instead built RobotBoombox.com and used it to escape. The founder of the site and current Future Science Jesus, Frank enjoys fighting games, long walks on the beach, and referring to himself in the third person.

Quickplay – The Punisher Arcade

Frank Whitecastle and Jeux Fury take on The Kingpin for Punisher Week. A lot of people died. It was awesome.

Triple-A Gaming is Dead to Me

I used to get hype for a lot of things. I would look forward to various games and movies, anxiously awaiting their release date. But as I grew older, I stopped doing this.

Rantcast 04 – Metacast: Zombies

Frank and Larry take a look at zombie fiction, and bitch about how it’s completely played out.

The Gundam Breaker Beta Is Like Crack

IT’S LIKE CRACK. IT’S LIKE LIQUID CRACK. IT’S LIKE LIQUID CRACK THAT YOU CAN INJECT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYEBALLS.

Rantcast 03 – Resident Evil Retribution

COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SHITIFICATION.

Rantcast 02 – The Thing (2011)

Somebody kill this shit with fire.

Rantcast 01 – Sucker Punch

Genre: Shit? Middle School Wank Fantasy? ADHD in Movie Form? What the fuck happened here!? This movie was horrible, so instead of a formal review, here’s a post-movie podcast we did discussing the flaws of this shitfest. The movie that started it all. Welcome to The Rantcast.

Punisher Week Special: The Punisher Noir

A war journal by Frank Whitecastle.

Punisher Week Finale – Archie Meets The Punisher

The Punisher Meets Archie. Some consider it a right of passage for internet reviewers. It’s old and well-worn territory, but like an aging prostitute, it still has more than it’s share of tricks.

Punisher Week – Eminem Vs. The Punisher

This comic is fucking duuuuuuumb.