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Price Checks and Penny Glue Bitches
We could say that this article is about a cybernetic, mustard loving ninja who fights dragons, but that would be a boldfaced lie.
Top 5 Moments In Gaming: Frank’s Picks
It’s the end of the year, and that means that for sites like us it’s list season. However, rather than count out our top ten whatevers of this year, we have decided to take a look at our favorite gaming moments of all time.
The Pedantic Nimrod
“Being a moron on the internet is no new thing. Hell, there were idiots on shit like Usenet and BBS before the internet existed. I’m sure the internet’s Alexander Graham Bell moment was someone sending “ur a fag” in plaintext over a Teletype machine.”
Triple-A Gaming is Dead to Me
I used to get hype for a lot of things. I would look forward to various games and movies, anxiously awaiting their release date. But as I grew older, I stopped doing this.
The Last of Us: Like A Perfect Steak, But Sadly You Can’t Eat It
The best part of Last of Us is the giant mech fight towards the end of the game.
The Gundam Breaker Beta Is Like Crack
IT’S LIKE CRACK. IT’S LIKE LIQUID CRACK. IT’S LIKE LIQUID CRACK THAT YOU CAN INJECT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYEBALLS.
Punisher Week Finale – Archie Meets The Punisher
The Punisher Meets Archie. Some consider it a right of passage for internet reviewers. It’s old and well-worn territory, but like an aging prostitute, it still has more than it’s share of tricks.
Punisher Week – First Impressions of the Punisher
“You got somethin’ to say, say it! I’m missin’ General Hospital!”
Punisher Week – Eminem Vs. The Punisher
This comic is fucking duuuuuuumb.
Punisher Week – Manga Punisher
“All this book has managed to do is reinforce my lack of faith in the anime fandom, and humanity at large. Which is totally what I needed. What’s next on the docket, huh, Mr. Castle? What else do you have to throw at me? Let’s at least make it something vaguely competent this time.”
