Robot Boombox

Frank reminisces about his favorite childhood addiction and probably gets a headache a few hours later.

We could say that this article is about a cybernetic, mustard loving ninja who fights dragons, but that would be a boldfaced lie.

“Being a moron on the internet is no new thing. Hell, there were idiots on shit like Usenet and BBS before the internet existed. I’m sure the internet’s Alexander Graham Bell moment was someone sending “ur a fag” in plaintext over a Teletype machine.”

I have done acid twice in my life, the first time is far more interesting. To protect the parties involved, I will use fake names. These are their actual names because no one knows my real name is Edward, and it doesn’t fucking matter, for all you know my name could be David, and the names may or may not be fake. It’s the internet. Who gives a shit?

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