Frank

During his freshmen year of college, Frank Dasta was kidnapped by Libyans and locked away in a cave somewhere in the Midwest. The terrorists demanded that he build them a soulless and impersonal pop culture website that talks down to it’s fanbase, harasses them with ads, charges them to use the forums, and even prompts them to like every page on Facebook. They planned to plunge the Internet into a state of total disarray and rampant idiocy in a bid to take over the world. With a box of scraps, Frank instead built RobotBoombox.com and used it to escape. The founder of the site and current Future Science Jesus, Frank enjoys fighting games, long walks on the beach, and referring to himself in the third person.

The Smooth Burrito Episode 1

Welcome to the new world of Burrito Fighter III.

Mission: Objective Episode 7 – The Relaunch

After a long hiatus, we’re back with a new format and new adventures.

The Schlocktoberists – I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Larry, Min, and Frank go back to the book that started it all, Tucker Max’s I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. It’s like Proud Boy Jurassic Park!

Mission: Objective Episode 6 – Kingdom Hearts

Trevor-kun joins Frank-sama and Ian-sempai as we take a look at the PS2’s most kawaii desu video game.

Mission: Objective Episode 5 – Shinobi (PS2)

It’s time to put on a balaclava and stumble over to the PS2 for another episode of Mission: Objective. This time we’re looking at Shinobi. Is it a perennial classic, or just asstastic?

Mission: Objective 2018 E3 Recap Special

We take a look at one of the hattest E3s in a long while.

Mission: Objective 2018 E3 Prediction Special

We posit our E3 predictions to a perplexed populace in this period’s podcast.

Mission: Objective Episode 4 – Super Mario RPG

The boys try to rescue the Mushroom Kingdom in this ep of Mission: Objective!

Mission: Objective Episode 3 – Secret of Mana

Secret of Mana hides a dark secret indeed…

Mission: Objective Episode 2 – ActRaiser

Frank, Ian, and Trevor give their opinions on ActRaiser. It doesn’t go too well.